I didn’t get lost in you, I fucking drowned.
― (via oy-vey-iz-mir)

(Quelle: innfluenced)

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

(Quelle: carvingcasolaterns)

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

(Quelle: andrewbelami)

lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

(Quelle: lloveyou)

nevvzealand:

my parents think i spend all this time on facebook

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
― (via bl-ossomed)

(Quelle: capecodcollegiate)

certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

(Quelle: deeply)

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